the joke is that i can’t walk in heels
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
From Hong Kong to Ferguson: Justice now! Freedom now! Democracy now! Human rights now! Peace now! Equality now!
Interviewer: What can you bring to this job?
Interviewer: You’re hired
i was gonna say “why is everyone in animes teenagers why is the fate of everyone on earth always left up to a teenager” and then i realise its because teenagers are the ones gonna be watchin the anime so we can identify with the characters more. plus i dont think anybody would be excited to see grandpa get in the robot
what the fuck are you talking about id pay money to see grandpa get in the robot
here for brown girls, queer girls, shy girls, bi girls, trans girls, poly girls, disabled girls, loud girls, anarchist girls, riot girls, my girls, the quiet girls - the silent girls, the heart-too-big for their body girls, demi girls, fat girls, nerdy girls, sexy girls, messy girls, can’t-cook-to-save-their-gramma girls, proud girls, masculine girls, rowdy girls, girly girls, naughty girls, angry girls, surviving/recovering girls, healing girls, don’t-need-saving girls
*sets entire english language on fire*